THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 6, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Today I'm going to answer your questions and respond to comments about things that I questioned. What? Check out the list of things I don't quite understand here: I Don't Know About This

Nobody understands cats. That's why they are so lovable. The mystery. --Kathleen
[That's frustration, not love.]

Going to the bathroom while on the phone is otherwise known as multitasking. --pak2002
[It's also known as gross.]

Can I ask you a question? How did CATS make it on the list and WOMEN didn't? Think about it! There are SO many things that they have in common. There are SO many mysterious things about both CATS & WOMEN. And then there was CAT WOMAN and I am not talking about that lady that lived at the Motel 6 with 47 cats! --Jim
[Women, no matter how hard you try, can't be figured out. They're just right. And that is that.]

I agree with all of them-especially the one about "Duck Dynasty"! My kids love it and personally I can't see what the big deal is! --Janis
[I don't think it's worth the time to figure out.]

That's all for now. Thanks for reading and sending me feedback. I really appreciate it. Now let's joke it up!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How can you tell that a train just went by?

A: It left its tracks.


Q: Why did the belt go to jail?

A: It held up a pair of pants.


*-- Be Prepared --*
The state highway department has issued a travel warning due to snow storms and bad road conditions.

They suggest that anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should ensure that they have the following:

- Shovel
- Blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra winter clothing including coats, hat and gloves
- Water
- 24 hours worth of food
- Deicer
- Rock salt
- Flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares or reflective triangles
- 5-gallon gas can
- First aid kit
- Booster cables

I looked like an idiot when I got on the bus this morning.

(Joke courtesy of BFBOA1)


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!


Q: What do postal workers do when they're mad?

A: They stamp their feet.

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