THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Dec. 23rd 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Here is a list of things I don't quite understand:

1. Candy Crush
2. Dressing Up One's Pet In Clothes
3. Instagram
4. Guys Referring To Other Guys As "Bro"
5. Talking On The Phone While Going To The Bathroom
6. Cats
7. Children With Their Own Cell Phone
8. The Popularity of Duck Dynasty
9. Adults Who Talk Baby Talk To Other Adults
10. When Someone Asks You If They Can Ask You A Question

I don't know why I can't grasp these concepts, but maybe it's better that way. I think the world is much safer that way.

If you would like me to elaborate on any of these points, please, send me an email and hopefully I can convince you that I'm not a crazy person.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can ho-ho-ho.


Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving?

A: Santa Pause!


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.


Q: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

A: Because of all the wrapping!


*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend for Christmas?

A: A 14 carrot ring.


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

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