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Responses and Responses to your Responses
Locked or Unlocked?
Save Face... and Your Pants
Feel Any Different to You?
How's 2021 Going So Far?
Mature and Dignified
What do rich cats have in their refrigerators?
Bring On The Nog!
Cold Enough For You?
The Gifts That Keep On Giving
I Think You Stink
This Year Has Been Unbearable. Well, Not Quite
Did You Just Snort?
Here's to 40!
Older Than Dirt
This Turkey Has 6 Legs!
Have you heard the one about the bed?
I Told You Today Was Nuts!
I Ran Into My Doctor...
Just Take Your Spoon and Leave Town
No Worries, I Got Candy
It's November Already!?
Tricked More Than Treated
Tradition Is Tradition
Hairy and Scary
No More Mistakes
Sorry...No Pony Rides
How's Your Week Going?
Asking For A Friend
Note to Self: Get Bail Money
You Know What I Can't Stand?
Don't You Miss Childhood?
I Am Productivity
"The point of philosophy is..."
What Does the Cheese Say?
Get Some Pants On That Kid
Banished to the Basement
My Kingdom For A Calculator!
Breathing Is Important
You'll Want to Remember This...
I Have Questions About Home Repairs
I Believe That Makes You A Liar
Learning From Home
I've Got Holes In My Shorts
Why Does My Chest Hurt?
Too Many Ants
Too Many Lasers
Running Out Of Excuses?
So This Is What Calm Is
Turn That Frown Upside Down
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