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The Alphabet Attack
Not My Best Feature
Smart, Funny, and Stubborn
Do-It-Yourself and Redo-It-With-Others
I'm Due For A Win
Broke As A Joke
Wrestling With The One-Armed Bandit
If Your Nose Runs...
Birds, Beauty Sleep, and Burnouts
Do Their Toes Have Teeth?
Here Comes Peter Cottontail
Some Are Funny, Some Are Not
Jacket or No Jacket?
I Could Have Been A Doctor
Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?
I Miss Spring Break
Say It Ain't So, Maury!
I Think I've Got The March Madness
You Can Look It Up!
Indiana Jones and the Ungrateful Grandkids
The Lengths Some Go For Enjoyment
Maybe It Was the 7 Hour Nap?
It Could Be A Little Warmer
This Couch Was Made For Sleeping
I Need to Take Lessons
Going to Get Some
Do You Drive Fast Around Corn?
Love is in the Air... or is it Bacon?
Are You Having A Super Bowl Party?
When Is It Actually Spring?
What's For Breakfast?
Wishing For Warmth
"You know you're getting old when..."
That Boy Wants A Mohawk
Ghosts of Stuff We Ate
Bring On That Sleep
Jocularity or Jail?
Marrying Again At 80
Reading Glasses Don't Help You To Read
Too Many Numbers
Don't Make Me Laugh
A Belly Full of Candy Canes
The Gift of Laughter
Christmas Cheer and Cash
Ask Again Later
My Car's Tires Hit A New Low
I Shopped. Then I Dropped.
I Was Unavoidably Detained
A Day Without Pants
It's Dog Food For Humans.
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