June 24, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Going on vacation was a fun, yet stressful, experience. There were a lot of first. It was the kids' first time on a plane, first trip to Disney, and the first time buying bottled water with a price-tag that made me question whether it was actually water or a very rare vintage of crushed grapes inside of that bottle. There's no gulping when you buy that kind of water.

The boys really enjoyed the airplane. They were so excited to fly. The moment we found our seats and strapped in Sean asked, "Are we flying yet?" When I told him that we were not yet airborne he immediately responded, "Get those wings flapping! Let's go! Get me to Disney!"

That mouse got to him. I know it. And that mouse got to all of my money. Did I tell you about the water?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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