June 19, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
I just flew in from Orlando and boy are my arms tired! I'm back, Groanies! How goes it?
My family and I made it back from Mickeytown with enough money to buy a sandwich so that's a plus. We had a blast at Disney, but it really wiped us out. It was due to all of the walking, standing in line, waiting, and braving the brutal, unrelenting, and sweltering humidity. I was sweating like a Jonas Brother stuck in the general prison population.
It was so uncomfortably humid that I thought that at the end of every day I looked like a melted candle. We were all sweating in the sun, the shade, while we walked, when standing still - there was just no end in sight to the horrendous humidity and sweating non-stop. Well, that's not true. I did plan ahead and brought along the
ALL NEW Neck Chilly!
We used the Neck Chilly every day so we could stay cool, lower the perspiration rate, and reduce dehydration. Believe me, it was a lifesaver! Seriously!
The Neck Chilly kept us cool, and kept us from losing our cool, while we wandered around the various Disney theme parks we were going to and from from. And it was so easy to use - even the boys got a kick out of it! You just soak it in water, wring out and shake...then enjoy the relaxing coolness for hours. And it's reusable so you can simply re-soak and you're good to go. And thanks to the new sleek design allows you to wear it around your neck or as a bandana around the head and you can still put your hat or helmet over it! I soaked it, shook it, and slapped that dude on my dome and was cool as a cucumber.
It was the best! It honestly saved our vacation. And now it can be your must-have summer vacation accessory! Don't sweat out the summer, get the ALL NEW Neck Chilly. It's the best way to stay cool all summer long!
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I just had to tell you about it. Now, let's cool down and get to the jokes. On Monday - Stories from the Disney. Hang onto your hats, gang. It was a wild time with Mickey and the company!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
Jokes? Questions? Copmments?
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*-- A Spoon, A Cup and A Bucket --*
A man asks a psychiatrist, "How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?"
The psychiatrist replies, "We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub."
The man smiles, "Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket."
The Psychiatrist replies, "No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a window?"
*-- I Look Like... --*
Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.
Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.
Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why aren't koalas actual bears?
A: The don't meet the koalafications.
Q: What's a foot long and slippery?
A: A slipper.
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was hit by the zamboni.
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