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May 27, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

99 cent showFirst, today is Memorial Day. Make sure to thank and honor all of the troops, past and present. Thank you for your service.

When you're preparing to go on vacation packing is always tough. I either pack too much or not enough. Should I bring a sweatshirt just in case it gets cold? Should I bring a dressy shirt just in case we go somewhere nice for dinner? How many Speedos are TOO MANY Speedos? 6?

I wish there was a person who could just pack things for you. You know, like a professional bag packer. They got closet organizers, why not this?

I guess I'll have Stacy help me with my packing. She's good at it. I guess that means no Speedos for me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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