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May 22, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Today, I'm asking that age old question: If you have a garage sale and no one comes is it still a garage sale?

The reason I ask is because my mom had a garage sale, actually a moving sale, over the weekend and not a single person showed up to get some sweet deals. It was a shame because most of the items that we had for sale had to get thrown away because it's not going with her when she moves. Things like an original Monet, a Honus Wagner Baseball Card, a copy of Action Comics #1, the Elephant Man bones, Nancy Sinatra's boots, and some gold bars that say Knox or something on it. You know, just the usual garage sale stuff.

Maybe I should have advertised it better. I guess our trash just wasn't meant to be another's treasures. Better luck next time.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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