October 08, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I always love this time of year. It's especially special because of things like the leaves falling off of the trees, the frigid air, the spooky decorations, haunted houses, creative costumes, trick 'r treating, playing ding-dong ditch, the wedgies, the purple nerples, the wet willy's, getting pantsed, getting pelted with water balloons, toilet papering houses, getting egged, and the old chestnut of "Flaming Bag of Dog Crap on the Porch". Oh, the good times I shall be having this month.

The only hard part is picking out a Halloween costume. I guess I could put a sheet over me and sticks horns on my head. You know, the costume would be total bull sheet.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

A: It raises their spirits.


Q: What is a Skeleton's favorite song.

A: Bad to the Bone!

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?

A: The what-wolves and when-wolves.


Q: What do witches get at hotels?

A: Broom service!

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Which ghost is the best dancer?

A: The Boogie Man!


Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A: A stake sandwich.

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