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Phunny Pictures - September 8, 2018

Howdy Folks,

I was taken a nap the other day cuz I was tired from all that workin I do. When I woke up I realized that someone had a painted my toenails.

I asked all the young'uns who was the 1 responsible for this bodily decoration. They said that their Mom was the one who done it. I should have known.

When I confronted her I said, "Hon, what did you due to my toes?"

She said, "I was bored and I thought it might be fun to do."

I love this woman and she can do me no wrong, so I told her, "Honey, you know I love camo! How did you do this? Yer an artist."

I really look good.

Take Care Y'all

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