Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
Can I have some shampoo please!
This is so much easier to use than my flip phone.
I can't stand for this, but I can sit.
Just be grateful it isn't chili
After I pick it, I'm gonna flick it
I thought this was a trampoline!
I'm doing fitness - fittin' dis pizza in my mouth.
My life is definitely in the toilet.
It's either this or Greyhound!
dog car
I think I'm koalafied for this position.
You're gonna need a bigger Kleenex.
Fun things to do with a device that freezes time!
Good to the last drop
Don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze...
Maybe I'll get him a hat for his birthday.
Spit out that fur ball!
TOADally hanging on for dear life!
I nose what I'm doing!
Wood you like a hug?
Catnipflix and Chill
Oh boy, a new chew toy.
Could I interest you in a high-five?
I told you to Duck
How about using your turn signals?
Silly rabbit, you don't eat kids!
Wait... are those my legs?
Here's to cementing our relationship.
Like my new plaid sleeveless pants?
Orange you glad I'm not eating a banana?
Tennis anyone?
It's a dog eat dog world out there!
What does the fox see?
I just can't BEAR to look!
My belly button is filthy!
Check out my poker face!
With all this shoveling I'm gonna be dinosore tomorrow!
Can't stay, babe. I gotta bounce!
Hey baby wanna check out my package?
Santa needs to watch his weight anyway.
Does this mean that we are engaged?
That's TMI, dude!
It's been a very long year
Get in your room!
Why did you name him Cascade?
Going to the beach? I can dig it!
Who's got a harvest hangover?
Relax Michael Meyers, I'm on the job.
This hold music is so soothing
My lunch is haunting me