Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
Wake me up when the coffee is ready
Couldn't you just eat me up?
No more Beggin Strips in the break room?
I bearly made it thru the week.
Is this stuff legal?
Knock that off or I'll squash you!
Oh, that can't be sanitary.
You chirp too much.
How did the chicken cross the road?
Did you see that spider?!
Nature's version of a "mic drop"
Life before curling irons
I hope you know that it's actually opposite day.
It ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
Born to be Wild Kingdom.
You know pandas don't grow on trees!
Does it look like I'm laughing?
Please hold and someone will be with you shortly...
Sorry, I just got out of the shower.
I think Spider-man paid me a visit
I'm your ambassador from the Upside Down
I must be going nuts
While the enemy sleeps, I STRIKE!
Iguana give my approval.
You mean I'm NOT a skunk?
Sorry, I thought my lunch was in here.
Which Star Wars movie was this?
Water you looking at?
Welcome to Jurassic Bark
Captain Hook in the 21st century
That is one majestic beak you got there.
I rolled over and played fabulous!
I learned this from Bigfoot.
These pancakes are table lickin' good!
This is how Tarzan got his yell!
I'm not a baby, but I play one on TV.
It all goes great until there's a sneeze.
One of the neighborhood girls is a real dog.
Yes! I have been flossing. Thanks for noticing.
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
I am making a spectacle of myself!
I find doing my hair a little ruff.
Does the forecast call for rain, deer?
I try to keep abreast of all the fashion trends.
Have you met my dog Blizzard?
So that's how you get that new dog smell?
There's a big sneeze a coming.
This way to the ball pit, my love!
No bills please.
No such thing as a free dog treat