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Captain Hook in the 21st century |
That is one majestic beak you got there. |
I rolled over and played fabulous! |
I learned this from Bigfoot. |
These pancakes are table lickin' good! |
This is how Tarzan got his yell! |
I'm not a baby, but I play one on TV. |
It all goes great until there's a sneeze. |
One of the neighborhood girls is a real dog. |
Yes! I have been flossing. Thanks for noticing. |
Sometimes you feel like a nut... |
I am making a spectacle of myself! |
I find doing my hair a little ruff. |
Does the forecast call for rain, deer? |
I try to keep abreast of all the fashion trends. |
Have you met my dog Blizzard? |
So that's how you get that new dog smell? |
There's a big sneeze a coming. |
This way to the ball pit, my love! |
No bills please. |
No such thing as a free dog treat |
I'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here. |
I don't fly coach! |
I just want to make up with daddy |
That's what I call a bird bath! |
That new player really bugs me |
I've heard of a lap dog, but a couch dog? |
Well these pups are spirited. |
Did I hear somebody say they needed their ears cleaned? |
She's the pride of our group |
I don't take up a lot of space |
I've got a bone or 7 to pick with you! |
This babysitter is a real dog. |
We're out of Charmin again |
Can I have some shampoo please! |
This is so much easier to use than my flip phone. |
I can't stand for this, but I can sit. |
Just be grateful it isn't chili |
After I pick it, I'm gonna flick it |
I thought this was a trampoline! |
I'm doing fitness - fittin' dis pizza in my mouth. |
My life is definitely in the toilet. |
It's either this or Greyhound! |
dog car |
I think I'm koalafied for this position. |
You're gonna need a bigger Kleenex. |
Fun things to do with a device that freezes time! |
Good to the last drop |
Don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze... |
Maybe I'll get him a hat for his birthday. |
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