Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
With all this shoveling I'm gonna be dinosore tomorrow!
Can't stay, babe. I gotta bounce!
Hey baby wanna check out my package?
Santa needs to watch his weight anyway.
Does this mean that we are engaged?
That's TMI, dude!
It's been a very long year
Get in your room!
Why did you name him Cascade?
Going to the beach? I can dig it!
Who's got a harvest hangover?
Relax Michael Meyers, I'm on the job.
This hold music is so soothing
My lunch is haunting me
How come HE has teeth and I don't?
Next time I'll get an Uber.
Souper Cats!
At least they're unsalted!
Your cousin has his own video game?
I Need to Find a Litterbox Now!
Did you see a worm swim by here?
Can you pass me the iron?
What do you expect? I'm inbred.
Um, you're home early!
I've gotta secret. Wanna hear it?
I wish these Flashbacks would end!
I told you not to put this in the wash!
Want to split a bag of oats?
Did you say tuna?
This is doggone tasty!
Are you gonna eat that?
Did you see a cat run through here?
Let me get that lens smudge for you...
This belly isn't gonna rub itself
May the flush be with you.
The service here is un-bear-able
They're opening the beaches up already!?
I heard you knocking, but you can't come in!
Who put this pole here?
Dude, you seriously need a breath mint!
How do you stop this thing?
This monkey business isn't as easy as it looks.
I'm on the fence about where to go.
That's snout funny!
Happiest croc in the river.
Tarzan's gonna be so mad!
Instant cat, just add water
Worst chocolate bar ever!
I said no more tweets!
Dino prefers aged meat.