Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
The Sparrow Barks At Midnight
Why chase one when you can drive your own
You gotta know when you're licked.
Why do you think it's my birthday?
I think this phone is hot, and I do not mean stolen...
No, you're not in a giant sling shot!
Dinner is where you find it...
I know it's not real, but I'm hungry
Me - owch!
No news is good news
Got any Grey Poupon?
Hey kid, can you give me directions to the zoo?
That's one way to scratch an itch.
I just dropped my contact lens.
I think I just Shatnered myself!
There are advantages to having a big mouth!
Welcome to Giraffe-ic Park!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma!
Now that's a hood ornament.
Let's pool our resources!
She must live in Texas...
Of course I got a purrrrrfect Score
I am all tapped out!
Look out mice, it's Batcat
I can see the barn from up here!
How's this for wigging out?
You look good enough to eat
What are you whaling about?
Somebody has been flossing!
That mouse is getting away!!!!
Wait til you see the ladies room!
I like long hops on the beach...
Sometimes I like to think inside the box.
I think I bit off more than I can chew.
Am I being too nosey?
Did I just hear a can opener?
Just hanging out with the dog.
Trunk and dis-orderly
I'm my own best friend.
Cow 54, Where Are You?
Listen up! Road Rage not allowed!
This parking lot is rather squirrely.
Don't knock it, til you try it...
That's Gonna Stain.
I've got a tiger by the tail...
We're all out of marshmallow peeps?
Never send a Kitten to a Dogfight!
There is snow job too big for this guy!
Ready or not, hare I come.
It snot what you think!