Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY
I said no more tweets!
Dino prefers aged meat.
She found Prince Charmin'
I've heard of baby monitors, but this is ridiculous!
I am one of the bunch!
It is true, I'm NOT lion
That's snow massage!
This snowman's gone postal!
The Abominable Purple People Eater
Only outfit to wear on laundry day.
Get a leg up!
My bark is worse than my beats!
Dinner is on me tonight!
The Sparrow Barks At Midnight
Why chase one when you can drive your own
You gotta know when you're licked.
Why do you think it's my birthday?
I think this phone is hot, and I do not mean stolen...
No, you're not in a giant sling shot!
Dinner is where you find it...
I know it's not real, but I'm hungry
Me - owch!
No news is good news
Got any Grey Poupon?
Hey kid, can you give me directions to the zoo?
That's one way to scratch an itch.
I just dropped my contact lens.
I think I just Shatnered myself!
There are advantages to having a big mouth!
Welcome to Giraffe-ic Park!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma!
Now that's a hood ornament.
Let's pool our resources!
She must live in Texas...
Of course I got a purrrrrfect Score
I am all tapped out!
Look out mice, it's Batcat
I can see the barn from up here!
How's this for wigging out?
You look good enough to eat
What are you whaling about?
Somebody has been flossing!
That mouse is getting away!!!!
Wait til you see the ladies room!
I like long hops on the beach...
Sometimes I like to think inside the box.
I think I bit off more than I can chew.
Am I being too nosey?
Did I just hear a can opener?
Just hanging out with the dog.