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THE DAILY GROANER - September 3, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Jack has started the 1st Grade and now Sean is starting pre-school tomorrow! I just can't believe that my boys are going to school. They do grow up so fast.

They are both very excited to see what the world of education has to offer. The other day Sean asked me why we have to go to school. I told him that we go to school because we need to learn a lot of things that we didn't know before so we can be smart, productive members of society.

Then Jack asked me, "Then why aren't you in school, Daddy?"

Before I could answer Sean decided to chime in, "Because Daddy's got a big head and it's full of stuff!"

Thanks, buddy...I think?

Groaningly yours,

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