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THE DAILY GROANER - August 29, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Do you ever photocopy your face and then fax it to random places with a note on it saying that you are trapped in the fax machine?

It's a great time. You know what else is great? Reader comments!

Here's one from reader KK. I worked with a guy who frequently mangled aphorisms. My favorite was in trying to say he had something good going for himself was..."I'm keeping that as an ace up the hole" WOW!

Well, KK, I think you should distance yourself from this co-worker because who knows what he's talking about and if he invites you to some "wine and cheese" party, DON'T GO! I've got a bad feeling here.

I hope this helps. Thanks for sharing.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Fun with Science --*

Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, "I think I lost an electron.

The other says, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

*-- What's That In Your Hand? --*

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have on your hand?"

The boy said, "A leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said, "A leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

Then the principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hand NOW!"

So he did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the crap out of him!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh.

Q: What do you call the wife of a Hippie?

A: Mississippi


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