THE DAILY GROANER - August 8, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
The yard needed a bit of mowing since I haven't done any landscaping in a few weeks... VACATION!!! The backyard looked like a jungle. I think I spotted a puma back there!
While I was mowing, Jack and Sean walked up to me and Sean asked me what I was doing. I told him that the grass was getting high so I needed to cut it. He thought about it for a minute and then he said, "Oh, so you're giving the grass a haircut." That made me smile. He's the cutest kid.
After I was done with the grass Sean asked if the yard gets a sucker for being good while it got its haircut. I told him that the yard doesn't like suckers and without missing a beat both boys responded in unison with, "Well, I like suckers! Can I have one?"
As cute as my boys are they're always working an angle.
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"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"
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