THE DAILY GROANER - July 16, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I was enjoying some meatloaf the other night and I came to the realization that meatloaf really got the shaft when it came to the cuisine name game.

Here are few replacement names that I came up with...

Hamburger Heap
Beef Wad
Moo Mound
Cow Clump
Bovine Mountain

Any of those sound yummy? Well, maybe "meatloaf" really was the way to go after all.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?

A: Stable Tennis!


Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A: Look, grandpa, no hands!



*-- You Lie, You Die --*
There once was a magic mirror which would kill you if you lied to it.

One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself, "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead.

The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself, "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead.

Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself, "I think," and dropped dead.



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why can't you bend a coin?

A: Change Is Hard!


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator!

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