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THE DAILY GROANER - July 9, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I hope you had a nice weekend. And if you didn't, don't worry...I'll turn things around for you.

Because you never asked for it, here is a list of my favorite funny sounding words.

1. Riboflavin
2. Pork
3. Squabble
4. Squeegee
5. Porcupine
6. Whippersnapper
7. Futz
8. Gobbledygook
9. Cramp
10. Glop

Number one sounds like something that Jerry Lewis would say in a funny voice. Riboflaaaaaaaaavin! Nice Laaaaaaaady!

Groaningly yours,

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- The Fish Tank Joke --*

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You drive. I'll man the guns."

*-- Bad Doctor Jokes --*

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?

Nurse: No. Is it missing?

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's a bee's favorite song?

A: Stinging in the Rain.

Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?

A: So he could loaf around!


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