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THE DAILY GROANER - June 27, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

The other day Jack asked me why my shoes are called shoes? I thought about it for a second and said that I didn't know. So, after hearing that unsatisfactory response, Jack decided to ask me "Why?" about a hundred and fifty times.

I said that that was just what they were called. Then I asked him, "Why do you think they are called shoes?" He thought about it for a second and then said, "I'm not sure, but I would have called them noses."

"Noses? Why noses?" I asked.

Jack responded, "Because they smell. Pee-yew!"

I'm living with a comedic genius.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Where did the hamburger take his date?

A: To the meat ball!

Q: What do you say when you tickle a rich girl?

A: "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was Cinderella not good at football?

A: Because she had a pumpkin as a coach.

Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl?

A: He was a real hoot.

*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the dryer say to the washer?

A: Let's go for a spin!

Q: What's the first thing you know?

A: Ol' Jed's a millionaire.


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