THE DAILY GROANER - June 27, 2018
Good Morning Groanies,
The other day Jack asked me why my shoes are called shoes? I thought about it for a second and said that I didn't know. So, after hearing that unsatisfactory response, Jack decided to ask me "Why?" about a hundred and fifty times.
I said that that was just what they were called. Then I asked him, "Why do you think they are called shoes?" He thought about it for a second and then said, "I'm not sure, but I would have called them noses."
"Noses? Why noses?" I asked.
Jack responded, "Because they smell. Pee-yew!"
I'm living with a comedic genius.
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where did the hamburger take his date?
A: To the meat ball!
Q: What do you say when you tickle a rich girl?
A: "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why was Cinderella not good at football?
A: Because she had a pumpkin as a coach.
Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl?
A: He was a real hoot.
*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the dryer say to the washer?
A: Let's go for a spin!
Q: What's the first thing you know?
A: Ol' Jed's a millionaire.
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