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THE DAILY GROANER - June 25, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I have always wanted to be a superhero.

I can remember running around my backyard using a towel for a cape and wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants.

I would shout out things like: "This looks like a job for me," "Up, Up and Away" and "Excuse me, but I saved your cat...or found your toupee."

It would be awesome to be a superhero. I wouldn't wear tights though. I just can't pull that off.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Think About It --*

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

*-- What Kind of Tracks Are They? --*

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks."

And the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?

A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A twig.


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