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THE DAILY GROANER - June 20, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I am so incredibly tired today. Let's just stick with the jokes.

You laugh, I'll snore.

Groaningly yours,

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*-- The Best of Rodney Dangerfield --*

"I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!"

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!"

"I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face."

"I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing."

*-- I Got A Note --*

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes.

One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."

The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.

Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does Godzilla drive?

A: A monster truck!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: There are too many ears!


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