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THE DAILY GROANER - May 23, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Recently, my brother Joe and his wife Yue took a thirteen hour flight to China. Yue is from China and they went to visit her family, and to get married again, but this time with a traditional Chinese ceremony.

My brother has never been to China. I don't think he's even eaten Chinese food or played Chinese Checkers. I don't think he's ever been out of the country; maybe Canada? This is going to be a whole new experience for him.

He's excited to get immersed in the culture, see the sites, and make some wonderful memories that he can share with his wonderful wife.

Yue is excited, too. I know she's been anticipating this trip for some time. She finally gets to show Joe all of the people and places that have been so important to her and her upbringing.

Personally, when it comes to traveling, I'm super paranoid. I'm always a worried traveler so I gave my brother some advice before he boarded the plane. I told him to remember...I'm not Liam Neeson. I don't know Liam Neeson. I do not have are a very particular set of skills that would come in handy if a 'Taken' situation would happen to arise. The only skills I have is telling bad jokes and extensive movie trivia knowledge. That's helping nobody.

I did hear for Joe yesterday and he's having the time of his life. I knew he would. I can't wait for Joe and Yue to come home. I really want to know just how great that wall is!

Groaningly yours,

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