Subscibe to DEAL OF THE DAY

THE DAILY GROANER - May 21, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm a little worse for wear today so I'm gonna keep things brief.

I've got some great jokes for you today. It's Monday and we could all use a chuckle, or two, or three...four, I think, is pushing it. Three is good.

Groaningly yours,

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Where's Daddy? --*

"Will the father be present during the birth?" the obstetrician asked solicitously.

"Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along."

*-- I Can't Serve You --*

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the bartender.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the bartender.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law!

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Because peeing in the bath is disgusting!


Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives