THE DAILY GROANER - April 18, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's an oldie, but a goodie!

I'm in a silly mood today so I hope you enjoy this list of funny names that I have compiled for your chuckling pleasure.

Here we go: Hugh Jazz, I.P. Nightly, Amanda Hugenkiss, Astor and Emma Roids, Willy B. Hardigan, Dixie Normous, Emerson Bigguns, Anita Lay, Harry Moe Lester, May Anne Naise, Al Bino, and Craven Moorehead.

Oh, and let me know if your name is among any of these beauties I've listed above. It would make my year if Emerson Bigguns was a reader.

The classics never die!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- I Look Like... --*
Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?



*-- They'll Find Us! --*

Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, "Don't worry, they will definitely find us, and soon."

"Really? Why do you think so?"

"I owe the IRS five years' worth of taxes."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!


Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

A: Because they take too long to iron!

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