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THE DAILY GROANER - April 16, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

The power went out in the office the other day. It was crazy, to suddenly be thrust into darkness and truly become helpless without electricity, and the internet. I mean how am I supposed to update my Facebook status.

It only took 30 minutes before the crazy set in. The office suddenly divided into two waring clans. We battled over water, snacks, and who we were going to eat when the snacks ran out. Watch your butt, TZ.

Then, at 1 hour, it was full-on 'Lord of the Flies' craziness. Armed with sharpened selfie sticks and an endless supply of flashlights, we were all out for blood. It was brother against brother in a vicious orgy of foaming, beastly carnage that would have scared a honey badger.

Then the lights came on and out came our collective humanity, and life carried on.

I know you're probably thinking that I'm being a bit silly with this tale, but someone did actually put ketchup on TZ's leg and bite him. The rumor is... delicious!

Groaningly yours,

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