Phunny Pictures - December 9, 2017
For the passed week or so my family had been given me weird looks, more often then usual. I've been tryin to figure out what the deal is but im havin a tough time.
Finally, after a dinner of the worlds creepiest stare-in contest I finally raised up my voice an said, "Why are you looking at me like that. Do i have a booger hangin or food on my face? Its time to speak up or stop it!
One of my kids, D-wayne, stoodd up and told me that I just looked weird without wearin a turtle neck all of the time. "But i dont wear a turtle neck. I dont think i ever war a turtleneck in my life. What are you talkin about?"
The kids then told me that it was just weird seein my pasty neck out in the open. Then it came to me, the wife shaved my neck the other night. So much for a little appierance improvement. Theyll all end up gettin me a scarf for Christmas just so things will appear normal again.
Take Care Y'all
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