Phunny Pictures - Saturday, July 2, 2011

Howdy Folks,

I've been eagerly awaitin' the 4th of July holiday. This is because every 4th of July weekend the Jethros come on out of the woodwork and have themselves a crazy, good-time BBQ... that will most likely end up on that COPS show. Woudln't be the first time.

We just like to have fun, eat, drink, shoot off some of them pertty fireworks and drink. This ocassion is probably goin to go for a few days at the verry least. Cuz once we all get a partyin' it is hard to stop us as the police reports will shirley show.

I'm goin' to invite everybody that shares the Jethro handle. I'm even goin' to ask Uncle Gilbert and Aunt Gilberta to join us even-though they never figured out why their feets smell rotten hot dogs and they only eat food out of a bowl on the floor. They are weird some folks, but they have a jet ski so they can't be all that bad.

I cant wait to tell ol' stories about growin up, play toilet seat ring toss, eat exotic foods like a Sloppy Jose, and drink some of Uncle Zeke's homemade summertime spirits and stain remover. It's a gonna be awesome. I hope your weekend is just as fun as mine is gonna be. Speakin' of which I beeter get on out to the festivites.

Have a Happy and Safe 4th of July, Y'all! I know i'll try too.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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