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Phunny Pictures - May 16, 2015

Howdy Folks,


There are alot of things that i do not understand. Things like after dinner mints, SUV's, light beer, leap years, the french. You know, stuff like that.

But, there are some things that i do understand. Things like tube-tops, Night Ranger, smokin' while showerin', datin' siblin's, fishin' with explosives and BBQin'.

And there are some things that I need to understand. Things like the right to remain silent, knowin' when Ive eaten enuff cheese, don't microwave metal, youre suposed to have two eyebrows and other stuff like that.

I just thought that y'all should know that i'm a work in progress. I'm in need of some serious learnin', but not too much becasue my head will start to hurt.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

"Kibbles 'n Bits hotline - thank you for your patience..."

I've been talking for seven hours - in puppy minutes.

Two hours and counting, what a windbag.

No, YOU hang up first...

another telemarketer....and just when I got all comfy

No I do not care if I won a free cruise. so please stop calling.

Yes Mom, I'm listening. No whiskey,home early and only date girls I meet at Church!! Love YA!!

"Please, Honey, let's talk tomorrow. I'm dog tired."

No, I'm not tired, we have a bad connection.

Can you please hold on, I have to scratch myself.

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