Phunny Pictures - January 16, 2016

Howdy Folks,

I'm thinkin of becomin a standup comedian. I've ritten a couple a jokes, witch i think r pretty good. Here are a pair of um for your enjoyment. Get ready to chuckle.

What do you call Roseanne in sub-zero tempertures? Frozanne!

My wife told me that tonight's dinner was gonna chili. So I put on my coat before I ate.

Why is it so hard to find birthday cards for your Uncle Dad?

So, there you have it. I'm gonna be America's new king of comedy. I hope you enjoyed my hilarious joke tellins. Let me know if youd like to hear some more.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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She said WHAAAAAAAAAAT??????

Donald Trump won the election???

Close your curtains!

I AM NOT YELLING!!!!!!

"Powerball is at $1.3 billion!!!!"

Duh! I could have had a V-8.

Never eat chili peppers and watch horror flicks at the same time!

What do you mean I have a dentist appointment!!

Why, I do declare!

Lemur alone!

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