Phunny Pictures - Saturday, August 6, 2011

Howdy Folks,

Well, I have gone and gotten myself sick thanks to my neighbors kid. She's one of them girl scouts and is on the path to sellin' the most cookies in order to win a trip to some theme park, I forget which one. Anyway, she comes over to the trailer the other night and let me tell y'all she's is a one tricky little salesgirl.

This girl talked me into buyin 10 boxes of thin-mints and 5 boxes of something that looks like you patch up potholes with. So now I'm out a small fortune.

In the middle of the night, I got a cravin for those thin-mints. I take one of the thousand boxes that I bought and chew 'em up. But the weird thing was that the box was
already opened. I figured it was the my wife and her food claw up to her old tricks. Well, I ate the rest anyway.

The next mornin', I was sick as a dog. I was doubled over in pain and crying like a baby. I asked my wife if she had eaten any of the cookies, but she hadn't. She was on her way out and I asked her where she was headed. She said she was takin some soup over to the neighbors because their daughter came down with the a case of the flu.

Apparently, this girl couldn't help herself from testin out her own product and forgot to keep those boxes at home. So here I am, in bed, probably dying... hey, where's my soup? Oh well, I guess I'll just eat some of them cookies i got.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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