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Phunny Pictures - October 10, 2015

Howdy Folks,


My cousin Frankie is gettin divcored from his wife of 13 years.

You see, a year after Frankie got married he was struck by lightnin. He was fine. His hair stood up without any moose or squirrel in it. It was weird. Now, it doesnt.

He's pretty broken up over the divorce. When I asked him why he said that his wife didnt feel the spark anymore. He told her that he'd hook himself up to a car battery with some jumper cable, but it seem that that was too littel two late.

I really hope lightnin strikes twice fer Frankie.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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