Phunny Pictures - February 8, 2014

Howdy Folks,

Well, Valentine's Day is next week. I know what y'all are thinkin, "Jethro hasn't gotten his wife a thing for this special day of lovin'!" That's where you're wrong. I got my wife's gift already and she's gonna love it.

Get this... I got her: New mud-flaps, a Molly Hatchet Tank Top and a romantic dinner for two and Chuck's House of Perch. Oh, as an added bonus, I'm even gonna take the cigarette out of my mouth before I kiss her.

Hey, I'm a romantic at heart.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Ouch! why didn't you tell me you had used Windex!!

"Open the window, will you? I'm trying to be faster than a speeding bullet!"

Invisible Woman, I love you!

Up, up, and...OWWIE!

"It's a bird... it's a plane... WHAM!... It's a window...

The first time Superman found out about Wonder Woman's invisible jet.

bulletproof superbaby vs bulletproof glass

Now I know why Clark Kent wears glasses

Stop laughing at me, Bat Baby!

"Don't I make a smashing Superman?!"

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