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Phunny Pictures - May 9, 2015

Howdy Folks,


Mother's Day is tomorrow so the kids and me have been a puttin together a nice day for the woman that birthed em, my lovely wife.

She's a been relentless to figure out what the heck we've got planned for her. Well, i tell y'all this, it's gonna be awesome. Check this out...

We are a gonna rent one of them bouncey castles, set up one of them fancy buffet dinners, gonna plant here some of her favorite flowers and then we are goin to rent a couple of horses and hook em up to that broken down ol' truck of mine and we'll go for one of them fairy tail carriage rides, like in Cinderelley.

She'll like that, it's right up her alley. But, if she happens to read this before then, we're getting her a new robe and shower curtain. (That's what I like to call - Plan B)

Happy Mother's Day, Y'all!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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