Phunny Pictures - Saturday, September 3, 2011

Howdy Folks,

Well, its that time again, that's right, it is a back to skool time! The kids are gettin prepared to get back to learnin there A-B-Cheeses and stuff.

While they are lookin forward to indoor plumbin again the wife and i headded on out to the store to get these leaders of tomorrow a few supplies to help them be a successful bunch of ankle-bitin critters.

They need the usual. Pens, pencils, notebook paper, lunch box, folders, markers, a ruler, shoes, back packs... you know how it goes from here.

I was thinkin that sometimes these skool supply lists miss the mark on keepin the young'uns perpared for unexpected things during the skool year, so I bought each of the kids the followin items to better there education and abillities to problem-solve in today's educational institutions. (Man, so many big words gettin used today. I might have to go and lay down.)

Here's Jethro Jethro's Special Skool Supplies list

1. Badger repelant (Hey, you never know)
2. Bologne Slices (Its a great snack to have in yer locker and they can also be used like post-it notes)
3. Open-toed shoes (It help ya in math class)
G. Spare underwear (Cuz accidents happen)
91. A See and Say (Cuz sometimes it's hard to understand what the animals are a sayin)
BM. A roll of TP (See number G)

It's inportant to prepare them fer life. i just want them to be good at stuff and things that they can be good at. Hey, I don't want to brag, but ya know one of my kidz could be president one day. Think about that.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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