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Phunny Pictures - April 30, 2016

Howdy Folks,

I had such a bad time tryin to get too sleep last night. I just couldnt fall asleep for anythin. I tried readin', but the Auto-Trader i had was from last month. I even tried watchin tv, but the wife and I already ordered from all those infomercials.

Finally, the wife had a good idear. She said, "Hey, why don't you count sheep?" I responded, "Well, then I have to go outside. And you know I can only count to twenty-two... if I'm bearfoot."

So I decided to burp the alphabet instead. I got to the letter "G" and then I was out like a light. Worked like a charm.

Take Care Y'all

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