Phunny Pictures - Saturday, June 23, 2012
Howdy Folks,All i want to do today is too make a delicious turkey sandwich for eatin fer my lunch. I think i can a do it. I just need to get all of the fix'uns.
I'm a gonna need some fresh wheat bread, Sliced ripe tomaters, sum krispy lettuce, a big ol' bottle of tasty brown mustard, maybe a nice slice of colby jack cheese, oh, and a couple of dill pickle spears, and some delicious potater chips on the side. Now all i need is some freshly sliced, warm, smoked, mouth-watering turkey.
Oh who am I kiddin'? I ain't smart enuff to catch a turkey. I wish that they had turkey meat available for purchase at local retail food outlet shoppin stores.
Well, i guess i could catch me a possum, but i'm so sick eatin that... and i don't want to get worms again.
Now i'm not so hungry. how about you? What you eatin over by you?
Take Care Y'all
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