THE DAILY GROANER - August 13, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

I was in a really bad mood yesterday thanks to a very uncomfortable, very new pair of underwear.

Don't worry. I did find a remedy for the situation. I just realized that I was wearing them backward and quickly turned them around while I stuck in traffic. No worries.

Note to self: Turn the light on before getting dressed.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Does Your Dog Bite? --*
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."



*-- Mother Pigeon and Baby --*
But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."

The baby started to cry.

"What's wrong?" said the mother.

"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

A: The Saltsa.


Q: What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

A: The registration of the car that ran him over!

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