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THE DAILY GROANER - June 11, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Okay, I had what the medical community refers to as a "Brain Fart."

In the last issue of The Daily Groaner, I was sharing that my son, Jack, wants to start earning a little cash doing some household chores. But, instead of writing "chores," as I think we can all agree is the proper way to spell "chores," I instead wrote "choir"... two or three times.

I don't know why I did this. I haven't a clue. Oh, wait...Brain Fart! I didn't notice at all. Now, when I take a gander at the issue the error jumps out at me like Pinocchio's nose during a Polygraph. Brain Fart!

This has only happened to me one other time, that I can recall. I remember I wanted to write "poll," but I wrote "pole" instead. For the life of me I couldn't remember that "pole" has two spellings. Brain Fart!

Thanks for letting me know of my bizarre goof. I still can't believe I did that. Does anybody know if they make Gas-X for your brain?

Groaningly yours,

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