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Phunny Pictures - July 15, 2017

Howdy Folks,

Hey, guess what? My sister Emma is getting married next month. Tomorrroww is her bridal shower and I have to pitch in and help out with the decoratin and food preparatin and all of that stuff.

Emma and her soon to be husband, Asta (he's a fella from that english island, you know the one, British.) He's is very nice. I'm so happy for them. They make a cute couple...of what I don't know. (A small joke I made there.) There's a really very special reason that I'm so happy.

Actually i got the destinguishable honor of being the dude that gets to marry these two krazy kids. I took this 2 week class when I was in this cult back in '87. Doesn't seem so useless and krazy now, does it?

I'm so excited to get to announce them for the first time, Asta and Emma Roids! It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Take Care Y'all

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