THE DAILY GROANER - April 12, 2017
Good Morning Groanies,
For some reason the entire office was engaged in a conversation concerning bowling alleys. How we got here, I couldn't tell you, but the one thing I do remember was Clean Laffs Joe saying, "Bowling alleys are gross. They smell like LYSOL and feet."
Then I chimed in with, "So then by that logic that would mean my grandma's house is a bowling alley?"
Hey, they all can't be winners, folks. Remember, it's the Daily Groaner!
P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives
Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve
*-- That's Horrible! --*
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing, "That's horrible! So many men dying that way!"
Confused the husband replies "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, still sobbing, she says, "So how many is a Brazilian?"
*-- Haven't I Seen You Before? --*
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives