THE DAILY GROANER - April 10, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I think at one time or another everyone thinks that they are funny. Some are right, and some are very wrong. I, myself, am right. I'm funny...and I have proof.

Here's a joke that I thought up, all on my own, after consuming a very classy box of wine. Please, enjoy.

Q: What do you call Botox for your butt?

A: Buttox!

I can almost hear your laughter...or are those groans. Either way, my job is done.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Married...with Children --*
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."



*-- The Painted Seat --*
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A: Because the farmer had cold hands.


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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