THE DAILY GROANER - April 3, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

A reader by the name of James sent this, as he puts it, "Sorta-joke" to me. You be the judge!

If your nose runs,
And your feet smell...
You're built upside-down.

James... I'll be honest... I laughed so hard that I think I peed a little. Bravo, sir!

Please send me your jokes. Laughter and pee not guaranteed.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend?

A: His prime mate.


Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player?

A: A pinch hitter.



*-- Let's Face It... --*
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do American cows come from?

A: Moo York.


Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: To keep the refrigerator cold.

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