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Phunny Pictures - April 1, 2017

Howdy Folks,


I have the worst teethache. Oh does it hert. It herts when I talk, when I sneeze, when I breathe, when I eat, when I sleep, when I drink, when I whistle, when I play the ol' harmonica, when I chew the gum,
when I make fart noises with my mouth, and when I hum Night Ranger songs. What am I gone to do?

When a bottle says "twist off" I guess they don't want you to be a usin yer teeth to do it. I'll just stick to usin my belly button, I guess.

I've certainly learned my lesson.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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Oh, I think I'll just hang out here for a while!

Hang in there - it's almost Friday!

So embarrassing! Wait - don't put this on Facebook!

There's just got to be a better way to clean blinds!

I was blind sided

What? Are you blind?

I am NOT a peeping Tom!!!!!!!

I saw a mouse and I got scared!!!!!

"Honest! I was sleeping and it attacked me!"

Nothing to see here, just move along.

This is why we don't get our deposit back!

You have your hang ups, I have mine.

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