THE DAILY GROANER - March 29, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

The following column was written with invisible text. Just highlight the supposed "blank area" to discover the secret message.











I can't believe you fell for that! There's nothing there. I mean there's something there, not text though. You know what I mean, right? Wait, I didn't mean to start a philosophical argument. It's a philosophical argument, right? What's going on here? I'm I making any sense? Listen... you smell something?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Man and the Penguin --*
I saw this man the other day with a penguin, he was looking sad. I asked him what he was doing with a penguin and he said that he had found it. I told him to take it to the Zoo. And with that he left.

I saw him again this morning he was still with the penguin, this time with a smile on his face. I asked him about the penguin and if he had taken it to the Zoo.

He said, "Yes I did that yesterday, today we are going to the theater."



*-- What's Wrong With Me? --*
A naked man comes running into the doctor's office with nothing but a strip of saran wrap around his waist, and says "Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor answers, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts..."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which knight is always startled?

A: Sir Prise.


Q: Which knight is always inclined?

A: Sir Lope.

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