THE DAILY GROANER - March 22, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm feeling weird today so I hope you enjoy these random thoughts that I just had...in the shower. Gross!

- If you carpeted the inside of your van, would you get a lot of static for it?

- If you hoard mortar on the border does that make you a Mortar Border Hoarder?

- Here's a great name for a sporting goods store: "Balls, Sticks, and Jocks!"

- Common sense is not too common. Neither is common courtesy. Or common knowledge.

- If snitches get stitches, what do blabbers get? Or gossips?

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy! I'm such a weirdo!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A: A milkshake!


Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie talkie!



*-- Ringing the Doorbell --*
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

The boy replies, "Now we run!"



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.


Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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