THE DAILY GROANER - February 20, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

What is going on with the weather? It was in the 60s all weekend. This is still February, right?

It was as if spring has sprung and we just all forgot about it.

It's as if the world doesn't make sense anymore. What's next? Are we going to start wearing pants as shirts and shirts as pants? Maybe our cars will start driving us? Instead of birds going "Cheep" they'll start going "Expensive"?

There it is. I've official gone insane. Or maybe that's what the voices want you to think.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What Do They Sell? --*
While driving through a seedy part of town, I noticed a strange storefront sandwiched between a strip bar and a liquor store. All of its windows were painted a suspicious black.

Then I saw the sign over the door that proudly proclaimed: "Welcome to Kinko's. We have nothing to do with office supplies."

(Joke courtesy of BFBOA1)



*-- Where's Daddy? --*
"Will the father be present during the birth?" the obstetrician asked solicitously.

"Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along."

(Joke courtesy of BFBOA1)



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?

A: A Mammoth!


Q: Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?

A: It's all over town.

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