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THE DAILY GROANER - December 5, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,


Thank you so much for all of the well-wishes, happy thoughts, good vibes, it made my birthday that much more special.

And for those that sent me insults, bad-mouthing and ageist jokes, I'd have something to say about that, but I'm busy debating whether or not to take a nap or watch 'Murder, She Wrote'.

Thanks again! You're the best!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- Who Gave You Those Beauties? --*

A regular at the bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"

"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."



*-- What Do You Do? --*

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'



*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law!


Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Because peeing in the bath is disgusting!

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