THE DAILY GROANER - October 31, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Hey, no more days 'til Halloween because today, in fact, is Halloween. Hooray for Halloween!

I love this time of year. It's especially special because of things like the leaves falling off of the trees, the frigid air, the spooky decorations, haunted houses, creative costumes, trick 'r treating, playing ding-dong ditch, the wedgies, the purple nerples, the wet willy's, getting de-pantsed, getting pelted with water ballons, toilet papering houses, getting egged, and the old chestnut of "Flaming Bag of Dog Crap on the Porch". Oh, the good times I shall be having tonight.

Make sure you have some fun too, and don't forget to be safe. Have a Happy Halloween and remember that there is nothing to be scared of...unless you catch a glimpse of your grandma without her teeth in and her wig on. Welcome to Scarytown, population - YOU!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why are ghosts bad at lying?

A: Because you see right through them!


Q: What's an optimistic vampire's favorite drink?

A: B Positive!



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do ghosts water ski?

A: On Lake Erie!


Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

A: Boo-ties!



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a vampire with asthma?

A: Vlad the inhaler!


Q: What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist?

A: His house got repossessed!

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