THE DAILY GROANER - October 17, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I have a great groaner for you that I just thought up. Seriously, my meager little mind just came up with this one. I'm just as shocked and surprised as you. Let me know what you think. Yay or Nay?

Q: What's the deal with poker players?

A: Usually, five cards.

Maybe not a classic, but a darn good knee-slapper if I do say so myself.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? --*
A hungry lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.



*-- What's Be Like? --*
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!


Q: Where did the king keep his armies?

A: Up his sleevies.

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