Phunny Pictures - May 7, 2016

Howdy Folks,

There are alot of things that i do not understand. Things like after dinner mints, SUV's, light beer, leap years, the french. You know, stuff like that.

But, there are some things that i do understand. Things like tube-tops, Night Ranger, smokin' while showerin', datin' siblin's, fishin' with explosives and BBQin'.

And there are some things that I need to understand. Things like the right to remain silent, knowin' when Ive eaten enuff cheese, don't microwave metal, youre suposed to have two eyebrows and other stuff like that.

I just thought that y'all should know that i'm a work in progress. I'm in need of some serious learnin', but not too much becasue my head will start to hurt.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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I've heard of foot long subs, but this one stinks.

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