THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Dec. 5th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

I went to get my hairs cut the other day. During the grooming process the young lady with the scissors asked me if I had any plans for the weekend. I told her that Saturday was my birthday and a night on the town awaited me.

She wished me a happy birthday and then asked me how old I was going to be. I told her that I was to turn 32. She then gave me a look like she just as drank a tall glass of chunky milk and then said, "You're only 32?"

Nice, right? Don't these ladies work on tips? Well, I guess this one doesn't.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What Do They Sell? --*
While driving through a seedy part of town, I noticed a strange storefront sandwiched between a strip bar and a liquor store. All of its windows were painted a suspicious black.

Then I saw the sign over the door that proudly proclaimed: "Welcome to Kinko's. We have nothing to do with office supplies."

(Joke courtesy of BFBOA1)


*-- Where's Daddy? --*
"Will the father be present during the birth?" the obstetrician asked solicitously.

"Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along."

(Joke courtesy of BFBOA1)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?

A: A Mammoth!


Q: Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?

A: It's all over town.

(Joke courtesy of Portrait He Knew)

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