THE DAILY GROANER - October 21, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I heard a great joke today. It came from the genius comedic mind of Robin Williams.

During an interview, and I'm paraphrasing, Mr. Williams said, "You know the old joke - What do you call a guy with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish Mechanic.

I've heard a lot of jokes in my time, but that's one that really got me. I didn't see that one coming. It really got me. I hope it got you, too.

That was really funny, right? Or maybe I'm a horse's ass.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- An Eater and A Reader --*
A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.


*-- Lost Dad --*
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday?

A: Sunday. Monday is a weekday.


Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?

A: Nothing. It just shuts up.

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