THE DAILY GROANER - January 27, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

It's time for reader comments and responses! Enjoy.

Chirpies is a 'canarial' disease, rather than a 'cardinal' disease. (In either case, they're both untweetable.) Cheers- Jeff K
[That's very interesting, but I'm not a bird doctor so I can't help you.]

Hey Steve,
I love my coffee, but I brew my own. It really works out cheaper that way. I get my coffee maker ready the night before and when I get up, I turn it on, take my shower and when I'm done the coffee is ready, pour and go! A lot better than stopping on the way to work, waiting in line, and fighting other customers. If you are one that likes different flavors, they have a lot of creamers at the grocery store. Good luck! -Gary
[You just gave me a great idea. How about a coffeemaker for inside the shower? Patent pending!]

My wife loves it, but I am with you..the coffee makes me gag..one sip does it!! -milt
[I'd rather drink old lady perfume. Right on, Milt!]

This has to be the absolute BEST/WORST description I have ever heard. Fantastico. -Anne
[Thank you. And, you're welcome.]

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- For My Strawberries --*
One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived.

The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, "What are you going to use this fertilizer for?"

The man said, "For my strawberries."

The boy replied, "Well, at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries."


*-- Now You Stay --*
A girl pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure her Labrador Retriever in the back seat had fresh air while she went into the store. The dog was stretched out on the back seat, and she wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

She walked to the curb backward, pointing her finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave her a strange look and said. "Why don't you just put it in park?"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer.


Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: So, what's your point?

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